‘Would you buggery. We’d take my car, and I’d drive it.’

On this hypothetical holiday, that ignores the fact that the two ranking officers in CID wouldn’t really be able to take time off at the same time, let alone to go somewhere with each other.

It’s a nice thought though. He can almost quash the little voice that reminds him how she doesn’t actually like him much at the moment. And she’s talking about holidays?

‘Not Spain. Or Italy. I’m not goin’ anywhere with a few million more Luigis in it.’